Saturday, November 24, 2007

jokes: disasters and American policy

SYDNEY, Australia - Conservative Prime Minister John Howard, one of the Bush administration's staunchest allies, suffered a humiliating election defeat Saturday at the hands of an opposition leader who has vowed to pull troops out of Iraq.

In a related development, the Bush government says plans are underway for a potential invasion of Australia.


The number of weather-related disasters has quadrupled over the past 20 years and the world should do more to prepare for them, the aid agency Oxfam says.

We also might want to try cutting back on all the stuff we're doing to cause them, too, but that's a different agency.


MALIBU, Calif. - A fast-moving wildfire pushed by Santa Ana winds raced through the canyons and mountains of this wealthy enclave for the second time in little more than a month Saturday, destroying more than 30 homes and forcing as many as 14,000 residents to flee.

That’s right, 14000 Malibu residents have been driven to one of their other mansions.

No comments: