Wednesday, November 21, 2007

headline jokes: crime, kickbacks, and giant bugs

OTTAWA - The number of Canadians behind bars rose in 2005-06 for the first time in a decade, mainly because more adults were in jail on remand awaiting trial or sentencing.

Still, experts warn that 2007 figures will be different, as our high loonie drives more people south of the border to steal stuff.



QUEBEC - The Quebec government will seek to buy more products made in the province in an effort to boost its flagging manufacturing sector. The government maintains new jobs created by the policy will offset the higher buying costs.

The kickbacks will help also.



LONDON - British scientists have found fossil evidence of ancient scorpions up to 2 meters long.

Hey Moms and Dads! Your kids are going to get nightmares about gigantic scorpions!

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