Thursday, November 29, 2007

jokes: Brooke Shields says we can have more!

NEW YORK - Brooke Shields hopes her upcoming show, "Lipstick Jungle," will convince women that they shouldn't be afraid to want it all.

The SPIKE TV network is offering women a counterpoint with their new program, “Shut up and Settle”.


Next month, the cancer arm of the World Health Organization will classify shift work as a "probable" carcinogen, the same category as cancer-causing agents like anabolic steroids, ultraviolet radiation and diesel engine exhaust.

So if you’re wondering what happened to all the bodybuilders at those 24-hour gyms, now you know: they’re at chemo.

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