The head of the Humane Society of the United States on Tuesday accused a Bel Air pet store catering to celebrities of selling puppies obtained from puppy mills.
In a related story, the parents of Britney Spears, and the parents of Ashley and Jessica Simpson are being accusing of selling celebrities obtained from celebrity mills.
Prostitutes in Germany are being given the chance to retrain as geriatric nurses.
Reached for comment, several geriatric patients asked for some non-retrained ones.
Mario Jones has been officially stripped of the five medals she won at the Sydney Olympics after admitting she used performance-enhancing drugs at the time.
Asked for comments, Jones flew into a rage and put her fist through a car window.
A young chimpanzee has resoundingly outperformed college students in memory tests in an experiment at Kyoto university.
Critics of the study suggested that the researchers didn’t compensate for the years of superior schooling enjoyed by the chimpanzee.
Researchers are excited for the next phase of the experiment, in which they use college students who aren't high.
It remains unclear whether or not chimpanzees are intelligent enough to be really pissed off that we’re still the Earth’s dominant species, and still messing it up huge.
A top female politician ín Holland wants Dutch prostitutes sent abroad with the troops to help them relax.
Spokespeople for military in several other countries criticized the idea, noting that if the Dutch soldiers have hookers, everyone else will want them too.
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