Saturday, March 21, 2009

Jokes: crime and punishment edition - the kids are not okay

JASPER, Texas - Deputies say they have found a toddler wandering alone on a Texas street, and methamphetamine and more than a dozen snakes in his mother's home.

I know, I know, "think of the children!", but I can't help but be preoccupied with thoughts of snakes on meth.


After his car was allegedly clocked at 194 km, a teenager’s car was impounded and his license revoked for a week while he awaited charges.

Now, I know that suspension seems short, but keep in mind, at the speed he was driving, that’s 32,694 km worth of suspension.


HART TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) — Police say a naked 14-year-old boy taking a walk with a large white poodle pushed a woman in Michigan then fled.

Deputies were relieved to find and apprehend the boy, as it allowed them to settle a station betting pool on whether he was mentally unstable, or he was imaginary and the woman was whacked on acid.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Which would be great for a Samuel L. Jackson's sequel: "Snakes On A Plane, On Meth"

MeloMeals said...

Hi Julia,

In reference to the comment you left on my post at Crazy Sexy Life, I just wanted to thank you for catching that typo! One serving of the soup should have 10.5 grams of fat, not 21!