Thursday, February 19, 2009

Jokes: Kissing, smiting, whining, marrying, warlocking

Canada’s decision to legalize gay marriage has paved the way for polygamy to be legal as well, a defense lawyer said Wednesday as the two leaders of rival polygamous communities made their first court appearance.

Huh. I guess it WAS a slippery slope. Sorry, our bad.


NEW YORK - Authorities investigating white powder found in envelopes at the Wall Street Journal newspaper in New York City and Harvard Law School in Massachusetts said it was harmless.

The powder prompted concern until it was revealed to be a routine cocaine delivery.


MEXICO CITY - In Mexico City nearly 40,000 people locked lips to set a new record for the world's largest group kiss.

In an unrelated development, Mexico has set the record for most new herpes cases.


ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is criticizing bloggers and media that she says are perpetuating malicious gossip about her and her children.

“I don’t want my kids brought into this, “ said Palin. “I hate that, almost as much as I hate discussing specific political issues directly relevant to my ability to govern.”



MEXICO CITY - Mexico's self-proclaimed "Grand Warlock" says the United States will pull troops out of Iraq in 2009 and send them to the border with Mexico in an attempt to expand its territory.

They’re going to discover oil in Mexico? That IS outlandish!


Three men with drug debts were kidnapped, held for more than 12 hours, and threatened with death before they were saved by a fire call at a north end apartment complex, Toronto Police say.

The ordeal was almost enough to make some of the men quit scamming drug dealers.


WASHINGTON - Nature turned against an early civilization 3,600 years ago, when researchers say earthquakes and floods, followed by blowing sand, drove away residents of an area that is now in Peru.

I'm not deeply religious, but even to me, that says "smited".

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