Tuesday, March 18, 2008

murder, swan love, drunk cowboys and massive lobsters

An eight-kilo, 50-year-old lobster is at a Montreal aquarium after a New England woman rescued him from the boiling pot at a Super Bowl party.

Big deal! Every year thousands of women have to rescue oversized fifty-year-old males from Super Bowl parties, because they are married to them.


Sheriffs in Virginia City Nevada, where volunteers dress up as cowboys and pose for photos with tourists, say they're more strictly enforcing a county ordinance that prohibits alcohol consumption by historical re-enactors wearing guns.

So if you want great family fun head on out to Virginia City, where people in period costumes who hopefully don't have live ammunition and aren't supposed to be drunk, will hound you for money.


Petra, a black swan in Berlin who became attached to a swan-shaped boat, has finally left it in favor of a live swan.

A swan in love with a boat? By German standards, that’s really pretty vanilla.


LOS ANGELES (AP) — Two elderly women stand accused of killing two transient men with a car so they could collect nearly $3 million in insurance money.

And I know what you’re thinking but it would actually not be a cool Pepsi commercial.

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