Bachmann Turns Her Overdrive

The City of San Francisco is considering a proposal that would ban the sale of all pets within city limits.

Democratic party officials think the city is really just making it too easy for Mitt Romney's speech writers.


Residents of the Castro district are defiant:
"You will pry our French Bulldogs from our COLD DEAD HANDS."


Rocker Tom Petty has demanded Michele Bachmann stop using his hit American Girl at campaign rallies - because he doesn't agree with her politics.

He did, however, encourage her to use “Into the Great Wide Open” just as much as she likes.

headline jokes: The Last Supper, sexless marriage and diapers

An Italian musician and computer technician claims to have uncovered musical notes encoded in Leonardo Da Vinci's "Last Supper."

But if you play it backwards: the Devil’s music.



MONTREAL - If a Quebec company has its way, dirty diapers normally destined for landfills will soon be transformed into a cost-effective, synthetic diesel fuel.

To my mom: I don’t care how much it would save me on gas, I’m not getting knocked up.



A state appeals court Friday in Alabama annulled a marriage after the wife complained that her husband never consummated the union. Her husband, a Czech citizen, could lose his permanent resident status under U.S. immigration laws and be deported.

And so in a nutshell: put out, or get deported.