clergy, drunk parents

The Vatican has announced plans to establish a clergy sexual abuse help center.

Secular authorities responded that this seems a fine idea, but noted there is really a more pressing need for a victims of clergy sexual abuse help center.


Children who see their parents drunk are twice as likely to regularly get drunk themselves, a survey of young teenagers has suggested.

Thus the conventional wisdom must be revised: teenagers rebel against everything except getting hammered.

The findings may spell the end of the fledgling 'Take your Daughter to Happy Hour" initiative.

Rules, New Orleans style

When rules need to be somewhat obeyed, phrasing is crucial:



You should sort of not bring beer into this gas station.