Saturday, March 7, 2009

jokes: Russia sex marathons, underage cops, stray dogs and topless baristas

A new coffee shop in Maine features topless male and female staff.

Like Starbucks, they offer coffee and pastries. They have a very different version of "breakfast pairings” though.


A German shepherd named Astro who has been missing from his family for more than nine years is finally home.

The family is overjoyed that the dog they knew only as an adorable puppy has been returned to them as a borderline feral, smelly old dog that needs lots of medical care.


A man in Russia collapsed and died minutes after winning a $4,300 bet with two women that he could complete a 12 hour sex marathon with them.
One of the women told Moscow police: “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.”

“And we are definitely not going to star in a porn film based on this event, and it will definitely not be called “the Russian Black Widow Twins’ Orgy to the Death.”


After a 14-year-old boy posing as a policemen drove a squad car and aided in an arrest before being found out, police superintendent said:
“We were very fortunate that a lot of tragic things didn’t happen.”

“because now we still get to make a Nickelodeon movie about it.”

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